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| <TProphet> just who is it
that's after you? <TProphet> because if it's the pancake cartel, you have a lot more to worry about than the nsa. <TProphet> how is it that only TWO COMPANIES control the bulk of the american pancake market? <TProphet> bisquick and krusteaz. betty crocker and continental mills. <TProphet> I know what you've been trying to negotiate at that flour mill in Ukraine <TProphet> because you get all that cut-rate milk near Chernobyl. <wilx> Har! Thats the good stuff mang <wilx> everyone else is scared to use it <TProphet> well, who brings a geiger counter to the grocery store? <wilx> hey, its not THAT radioactive <wilx> people are just wusses when it comes to that anyway <TProphet> what's a little I-131 between friends anyway? <TProphet> so anyway, I have to wonder about the source of your millet, now that I think about it. <TProphet> maybe there's a reason why the grains were always bigger than Bob's Red Mill... |